Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

by IHCMC October 14, 2011

Clean Exit

When you have an epic dump, you wipe, and there isn't anything on the toilet paper.

I took such an epic dump and then I had a Clean Exit.

My epic dump had a Clean Exit.
No need for 2-ply when you have a Clean Exit.

by Gionni2Dumps January 20, 2012

cleaning

To masturbate in your room 7 times and eat a whole block of cheese.

Just got some cleaning and shit to do around here.

by ComeOutForBeer October 12, 2017

Cheans

When you have cheese and beans on toast

Oh f**k I spilt my cheans

by Chazza_1 April 12, 2020

Clean up on aisle 7

When someone is being so awful, annoying, terrible or audacious that you have no choice but to remove them from your area.

Isther: "You have wrong opinions"
Daria:"Clean up on aisle 7 ! Clean up on aisle 7 ! There appears to be a hater"

by Doubri November 25, 2021

Easy cleanup

When a man is participarting in anal armageddon (Butt sex) and doesnt feel like getting shitty cum all over his new silk sheets he pulls out just before he cums and shoves a handfull of kitty litter in the gaping ass hole and procedes with the ass cumming. When the cum is shit out afterwards it is all clumped together and quite easy to clean up.

"Man I preformed the Easy cleanup after that raging butt sex last night"

"Martha Stewart knows how to apply an Easy cleanup"

Always use an Easy cleanup when dealing with dirty penny hookers.

by d0ct0rdick May 12, 2010

Bitch clean my fish

The appropriate retort when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching from your woman.

Woman: "Can you NOT go watch football for just one Sunday?'

You: "Bitch clean my fish!"

by bitchcleanmyfish.com June 11, 2011