christian

Anyone who has believed in Christ Jesus and recieved Him into their heart through prayer.

Those people are often unaware that when done that they are now a new kind of human beings, new biologic species, humanity mingled with divinity, cause the Holly Spirit got into them and made an organic union with them (just like grafting)...

The devine life within is supposed to be constantly growing thus sanctifying the human part of the being. But that happens only if they live in close spiritual fellowship with God and other believers and abide in the Bible's teaching. If they don't, they may act just like any other human (even be criminals).This divine life will resurrect them from the dead (at the Christ's second coming) just like that happened to Jesus.

They are just like Jesus in His earthly life with two exceptions: their flesh is still contaminated with sin, and they will never share His Godhead (be object to worship).

Eric: Are you reading this Bible?!
Joe: Yes, sure I do. I'm a christian.

christian by Pilgrimlike February 27, 2011

Christain 

Person who likes to eat cocks and eat lemons on a warm summer day

I was at the YMCA and walked into the locker room and saw a christain.

Christain by Swiss Roll of Swizterland February 16, 2018

Christian

One who redifines Man. His Talents and abilitiies have paved ways the and inspired the likes of George Washington, Popeye, pod, and tarzan. His hair is the secret key ingredient useed in Kevlar and all victorious secret butterfly panty Christimas Catalog 2014. cretseDeveloped the pythaorgoreum theorem along with the true inventor The colonels's secret orginal recipe chicken. He spends his nights mainly exhausted from runnning through mccluskey's personal clitter twitter oh oh oh files.... HIs Teabag sets solar eclipses over McCluskey land.. Father of Beaowulf. Man child destined to reverse the current New world order. Not really the most useful household person, but will hack your shit like c.j.'s yellow banana hammock panties and slip n slide times...... just know.. none of this can't be talked about..

Wow... christian... future's so bright... gotta wear panties..

Christian by dirtyleg May 10, 2013

Crossings Christian School 

Crossings is a school for the self-righteous assholes to send their kids to bring them “closer to god”, but in reality the kids just build a mob mentality to vilify any kid that they see as “different”. The kids there receive a minimal education that one could have at public school and they become prejudiced against anyone that isn’t in a middle class white family that goes to church every sunday. The teachers preach homophobic and racist bias to instill a “godly” mindset. In reality, Crossings people are from families that aren’t wealthy enough to go to Casady or Heritage so they try to make up for lack of wealth by pretending to be religious. Crossings is full of assholes that don’t know anything about religion, but they are taught to be biased against every minority in society. Fuck Crossings

Crossings is a cult of prejudiced cuntbags that act self-righteous to make up for their lack of financial success.
That kid driving a shitty pickup truck wearing fake Gucci slides must go to Crossings Christian School

Crossings Christian School by Beeph69 May 20, 2019

Christianity 

A religion that spouted off of judaism 100-200 years before the year 0. They believe in Jesus christ being the son of god, and that if you dont believe that you are going to hell. Some christians have decided to be more lax and say only SOME people are going to hell. Some Uber-christians hate everyone who isnt exactly like them, but tries to prech peace and tolerance. Although many believe Christianity to be a monotheistic religion, in all actuality it would be called a duo-theistic religion because they have two gods.

Mary was only a half virgin, but so she could father the founder of christianity was told: "You can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin... MARY!"
~Excerpt from "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics"

Christianity by Incinerator1990 April 25, 2006

Moderate Christian 

Someone who doesn't believe anything in the bible, doesn't go to church, sins on a regular basis, but believes god exists anyway. Pretty much an atheist who hasn't read the bible or ever considered that their parents lied to them.

Atheist: Have you actually read the bible?
Moderate Christian: No, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn't kill people or steal things.
Atheist: It also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. Plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
Moderate Christian: It's my belief, you intolerant Atheist! You're so intolerant. Why can't you let me believe what I want? You're always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren't atheists.

(Agnostic joins in): Yeah you atheists are so intolerant. You can't prove there isn't a god.
Atheist: I wasn't trying to. I was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and mass murder.
Agnostic: INTOLERANT!!!!

Moderate Christian by 666dmetal666 January 27, 2012

Christian

Christian is a guy who is exceptionally slow. He has the most amazing blue eyes you've ever seen. He can be extremely sweet when he wants to be, but he also has a very loud and obnoxious personality. He's not a fighter by nature, but he wont back down if someone pisses him off. He always know how to put a smile on your face, no matter what mood your in. He's a bit of a perv, but it's one of the things you'll love most about him. He's a pretty short guy, but his handsome face will make up for the lost height. He has a beautiful smile, sported with braces that he's had since he was a middle schooler. He'll alway be there for you. He's not good with relationships, but he'll be the best friend you'll ever have if you let him. He'll pop into your life unexpectantly , but you can't get rid of him once you meet him. Not that you'd want too any ways.

(:

Christian is amazing.

Christian by Brown eyed girl. August 23, 2011