A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.
Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.
We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024
Get the jizz ragmug. A Jizz Banger is a person (male) who prefers “sloppy seconds” or to have sexual intercourse after another male has already ejaculated into the orifice to be penetrated.
by Random Knife September 13, 2020
Get the jizz bangermug. the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said
or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said
used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said
used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich
my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
by wabiisabii October 23, 2016
Get the jack off jizz motionmug. 
When you Netflix and chill with the huz and y'all start getting freaky. And the white stuff comes flying out like a mf
by John Jork August 9, 2025
Get the Flowberry jizzmug. A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.
Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!
by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019
Get the Dongle Jizzmug. Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
Get the angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sexmug.