dead patch

A patch of deadness

Look at that dead patch

by Lou27277 April 05, 2016

dead girlfriend

When you're having sex and your girlfriend is quiet. No moans or squeals or anything.

Dude, I was fucking her last night, and she was a total dead girlfriend.

by donutcat November 06, 2015

dead ser

Short for "dead serious"

Hey Justin, you goin over TC's?
Ooohhh dead ser!

by Andrew May 02, 2004

dead jealous

When someone is jealous of the attention someone is receiving posthumously.

I don't see why everyone thinks MJ was so special?

C'mon man! He was amazing! You're just dead jealous.

by kernowtom November 24, 2010

Dead meme

1. A meme that isn't really funny anymore
2. A meme that isn't popular anymore
3. The grandfather of a string of memes (ex. among us is now amog us but the grandfather is kinda dead now)

That's a dead meme, it's not funny anymore.

by Funnymanyaa May 22, 2021

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 05, 2016

Queen is dead

The Queen died today

“Hey, did you know the Queen is dead”

by TheBrothatdefines September 08, 2022