zoner

It's like a boner you get in your sleep.

I woke up with a zzzzzzoner.

by turdmasterdarren February 12, 2012

Zoner

A girl that friendzones frequently.

A girl that takes pleasure in friendzoning guys either to keep their options open or to feel a sense of power.
Usually an attention freak or a girl that seeks out drama.

"I wouldn't be hanging around that zoner; all you're doing is walking straight into heartache city."

"She's a waste of time bro," said the wingman. "Why is that?" "She is the top zoner in the school!"

by AnthonyAtaraxia December 21, 2014

Zander Alexander Hamilton

A person named Zander With a middle name of Alexander so his retarded Asian friend calls him Zander Alexander Hamilton

Zander Alexander Hamilton Iz that you

by CAASSS!!! March 13, 2018

Zander

Zander is always correct, he has never wrong, and is known to be the best 8 ball pool player player in the world

Zander is triple as cool as anyone else, including me - Julia

by juliahater999 October 10, 2021

Zander x zuri

The cutest couple ever thought of

Y/n: did you see that cute couple over there

N/y: they are Zander x zuri

by TheRealTurtlelord September 29, 2022

Zoner

a boner you get in the middle of class when you stop paying attention and let your mind wander

-Can you come up to the board and write your answer?
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.

by The Arsenator October 16, 2009

Zander

Small penis stop zander u small prick

Zander is stupid he lies about his dick

by Kill sand April 12, 2019