zoner 

Derogatory term for a resident of Arizona. Zoners are known to frequently visit southern california (specifically San Diego) and be confused by road networks that are not in a perfect grid-like pattern.

Holy Shit! That Zoner is driving on the wrong side of the street!

zoner by kevintheomanharris May 9, 2007

Zoner 

A lifeless person sits behind a computer and watches all fucking hell break loose. Typically a position In an Operations Department. Zoning usually means long hours of stress while shitting and pissing your pants because you can't get up.

That Jim is a fine Zoner.....he looks like a champ in the beginning of his shift then like shit at the end. I wonder if he's got erectile disfunction because of it!.......

Zoner by 311gus August 2, 2019

zoner 

League of Legends jargon that represents champion(s) who can "zone" the enemy champion(s) in a lane. This means that the zoner is too much of a threat for the opposing champion to last hit minions, thereby forcing the enemy to miss out on experience and gold.

Udyr is a strong zoner in top lane due to his tankiness and harassing potential.

zoner by BSMIncentive March 31, 2012

Zoner 

A zoned out stoner.

"Stop being such a Zoner and find the lighter!"

Zoner by NouveauRiche July 14, 2014

Zoner 

The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.

You got a banana in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Shut up, it's just a zoner.

Zoner by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010

zoner 

one who spends entirely too much time on the computer, posts silly things on message boards and is usualy a deadhead,sometimes theese people sit in a chatroom that nobody else is in while they post things on the discussion boards

phil lesh fans www.philzone.com is the best example of this behaviour and if you look up zippying, zippy is one of our more famous "zoners"

zoner by patrice December 13, 2004

Zoner 

Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner

Zoner by JohnPhillipDonners January 23, 2009