Wonky

A goofy but weird person that usually likes making people smile

He was a very wonky guy but I like him

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Wonky

when things get entertainingly weird. So weird that you start to doubt reality. But you never want to leave your new favorite reality

Wow bro, that anal was super Wonky. Lets do it again.

by Mygurlfriendhasapenis February 12, 2023

Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.

You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.

by Hecjuice August 21, 2024

Wonky eye

Wonky eye. Eye that doesn't go in the correct direction, or same direction as the other eye.

She had that wonky eye. I didn't know who she was looking at.

by TtotheLew August 17, 2023

wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

wonky

Extremely drunk

Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?

by Grottyface November 11, 2014