wiggle dick

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010

cock woggler

one who woggles his own or someone elses cock, preferably for enjoyment. or someone whos being a dick or retard.

hey look is quinn, yeah man hes a cock woggler

by nahten.nonsense November 7, 2010

wiggletiggy

That tingley feeling you get after you wiggle your belly for an extended period of time

Stop wiggling your belly or you'll get wiggletiggy!

by Nick Weston September 22, 2007

woogler

A alein zombie monster from dead space the game. It can only be killed if its limbs are blown off.

I was attacked by a woogler.

by lil kay bee bob November 13, 2009

Wiggle Weld

Wiggle Weld is used by the motor industry to repair brush on weld 'properly'.

After a brush on weld, the surfaces are heavily contaminated and cannot accept a propper weld. As a reuslt, the repairer must wiggle weld the area.

This is done by poking the welding torch into the hole, pushing the trigger and rapidly wiggling it about causing lumps of slag to stick at random to the surfaces. Slag, kown for its structural strength, then builds up and gradually fills the hole.

Unlike brush on weld, wiggle weld will generally pass an MOT!

Mechanic:- Some matey has brush on welded this car. Gonna have to wiggle weld it.

MOT Tester:- What the Fuck is that?! A Kin Wiggle weld?! Oh alright then!

by DMIG October 31, 2011

Wigglechop

v. A sexual maneuver where the chopper makes their hand into a blade and uses a chopping motion to insert the hand between the choppees labia and then the chopper proceeds to wiggle the chopping hand.

I was just standing there and then he hit me with the wigglechop and my knees buckled.

by rolock January 8, 2013

Wigglemuff

A person who acts amazingly stupid in the most hyper active ways. Most people who are like this will have lack of sugar intake or people who get easy sugar rushes. If you think you know someone who is a Wigglemuff the main symptoms are: 1. They act really daft at random moments 2. They will have a history of anger issues 3. And finally they will act out no matter what the situation.

"Man that guy was totally hyper last night, but he was acting really stupid at the same" "Yeah he was being a total Wigglemuff"

by SlyBaconJr February 16, 2013