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The John Wilkes Booth 

During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.
Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!
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Taylor Rae Wilkerson 

Taylor Rae Wilkerson is perfect in every way. She is beautiful, smart, funny, charming, and amazing in bed. She is the poster girl for a hot as fuck Girlfriend and will have your back at all times. She is a great friend who has a heart that no one can measure up to. Once a Taylor Rae Wilkerson falls in love with you, that's when her wild and kinky side comes out in bed. She is very outgoing and loves adventures and can headbutt the shit out of you if your not careful. So if you get a Taylor Rae Wilkerson hold on to her and protect her rare and beautiful Heart.
I hope I can be as bad ass as Taylor Rae Wilkerson someday...
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John Wilkes Booth

Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.
I know this guy's great-great-grandson, Patrick Booth.
John Wilkes Booth by squee1 September 13, 2005

Dirty Wilkins 

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Wilkins includes poo rubbed on the face, but the aplicator is no longer ones index finger. After romantic anal loving, the male removes his stool infested penis and begins to smear it across the female partner's face, creating "Dirty Sanchez" effect. This move is much classier than the Dirty Sanchez, but is much more agressive. Also see Dirty Sanchez.
I Dirty Wilkinsed Cindy last night and she now loves me more than ever.
Dirty Wilkins by Cindy Wilkins February 10, 2004

Steve Wilkos 

An ex security guard from the ''Jerry Springer Show'' that some how got his own show where he yells at people he doesnt know about their siuation that he knows nothing about. His show ,definitely a buzz kill, will have you wanting to reach through the screen and T-bag his bitch ass. All of his lie detecter test comes out negative.
Facts (or not) about Steve Wilkos:
He has a low sperm count and hairy back
Likes to gargle peanut butter for recreational activities
drives a Prius
Has a relationship with Jerry comparable to that of Bird Man and Lil Wayne
He hopes to one day get the viewer ratings of his dad
Really enjoys throwing chairs
Has a tattoo of Jerry on his ass
Friend:I need help doing a report at school about bald bitches, can u point me in the right direction?
You: No problem. Professor Xaviar, rnb singer Cassie, and Steve Wilkos
Steve Wilkos by Nerd Nasty December 1, 2009
that chick is a wilkes!
wilkes by dan da man May 19, 2003
Tickling of an erogenous zone, primarily the testicles and the area around the anus. Used mainly by younger caucasians.
She reached around to wilki her boyfriend as he orally pleasured him.
wilki by 29kevin65 July 22, 2008