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cincinatti ferris wheel

The act of taking a shit while doing a cart wheel naked, not fully knowing where your shit will land.
Dude, your girlfriend is crazy! Last night, she did a cincinatti ferris wheel and it landed all over the place. Gross...
by mr_boatride January 5, 2010
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wheelman

A person who knows how to drive!

A professional driver who accels at high performance maneuvering, chase, pursuit, evasion, and high speed driving.
A driver that understands the mechanics of driving as an art form of finesse between the wheel, shifting gears, brake, and throttle control.
A person who can perform tricks neccesary to keep a vehicle moving such as J-turns, continuous donuts, burnouts (with a manual tranmission), double-clutching, 180's, 360's, drifting, etc.
A pro who understands and utilizes over and under steer, pitch, roll, brake-steering, throttle steering etc.
A person who has the knowledge to drive any vehicle at any time without hesitation, whether it be a passenger vehicle, front wheel, rear wheel, all-wheel drive (using them to their specific advantages) trucks, motorcycles, commercial vehicles, industrial, and agricultural equipment.
A driver who can manage a vehicle that is probelmatic or otherwise difficult to drive. i.e. shifting or stalling problems, flat tire(s) etc.

Derived originally from car thiefs which necessitated being able to drive any vehicle (without prior knowledge of it) and driven in a hurry.

See movies: The Transporter, Gone in 60 Seconds.
John: "Its a 15 minute run from dragonfire crossing to lookout mountain road, but we need it down to 12 minutes. Police are lining the road, the clutch is hot and slipping, and Rich can't drive like that with a cast on his arm. Who are we going to get?
Ken: "Lets call KRASH! ... he's a wheelman."
by KRASH! July 26, 2007
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Happy Wheels

A game that you can play user submitted games as well as pre made games.
Guy 1: Have you ever played happy wheels?
Guy 2:Yes, I love happy wheels with all the blood and gore and body parts and its also free on totaljerkface.com
Guy 1:...
by gabehare123 April 1, 2015
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Wheeler'd

Wheel-er-d | Verb
1 The act of getting up during a party or get together and:
a) going to bed without telling anyone
b) going inside to sit in a chair and watch tv without telling anyone
c) goes home without telling anyone

This can also be done while at a Bar.

Origin:
Unknown-Present; orig. Hickory Hills, IL, possibly Bloomington, IL
We were having a great time sitting around the bonfire last Saturday. After we partied for a few hours, I noticed he had gone missing, that is when it hit me, I had been Wheeler'd!.
by C. Stan Hathcock September 8, 2010
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Wheeler Dealer

1. Harry Redknapp. 2. Daniel Levy. 3. One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.
Did you notice that selfish hypocrite Wheeler Dealer tap up that poor player and denying it in the same sentence?!
by TruthhhHurts September 3, 2010
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third wheeling

"hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"oh, me and my girl are going out, and (insert name here) is third wheeling.
by alexa is BOMB December 30, 2008
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Wheeling Broads

Term commonly used by canadian junior hockey players to refer to the process of courting girls with slick lines and ruthless comments.
"That game was a gongshow, lets get to the bar, i wanna start wheeling broads."
by Jimmy Cz June 9, 2007
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