Wenner

A very male penis (less than one inch).

I have a small wenner which means I am unable to urinate standing up.

by Russellfenner1 September 6, 2020

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by cum fart man grandma emoji February 10, 2021

Warner

The name in Germany originates from war without warning. Warner is one of the biggest toughest families in Germany of all times. Some say Hitler was the actual sperm doner to this family of 9 boys and we dare not mention the one girl it would be deadly! It's the the name you would use just to save your mother fucking ass.

Hitler- Did you try do save that baby girl from death?
Warner- ya, got a problem with that?
Hitler- Men kill the bastard!!!!!!
Warner- Fuck you Hitler do you know my last name you dumb fuck?
Hitler- Not Warner is it?
Warner yup...
Hitler- Hold up men! Do not touch this one let him go.
Men- Must be a mother fucken Warner...grrr

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009

Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012

Kurt Warner

Kurt Warner is an NFL Quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals. He burst onto the scene out of nowhere in 1999 by throwing 41 touchdown passes and leading the St. Louis Rams to a victory over the Tennessee Titans in Super Bowl XXXIV. Kurt was named Super Bowl MVP as well as regular season MVP. Kurt was also named NFL MVP following the 2001 season in which he threw for 36 touchdown passes and again led the Rams to the Super Bowl. Warner also played a season for the New York Giants before coming Arizona. He currently is the NFL's most accurate passer in history with a 65.7 completion percentage. Kurt Warner is a Born-again Christian who is respected for his faith because his actions and character back up his beliefs.

A great quarterback but more importantly a better person. Kurt Warner is a class act.

by Perk25 July 24, 2008

Weiner

the funniest word in the world.... for now

weiner weiner weiner wiener weiner hahahaha

by panties August 3, 2003

Weenerscape

the growingly popular version of the MMORPG Runescape, in which players are penises instead of people.

Guy 1: Have you seen gavin today?
guy 2: Yeah, he's playing Weenerscape

by Gayvin Lucky June 10, 2009