Warm Waldo

When a girl is giving you head and you tell her your going to cum, but instead you piss in her mouth.

Tyler gave Anna a Warm Waldo.

by John Humplik May 5, 2004

dwayne wade

Biggest pansy in the history of the league. Makes a commercial about how tough he is, and then has to leave a game because of a separated shoulder in a WHEELCHAIR and a towel over his face so nobody can see him cry.

Guy 1 - Did you see that pansy in the fight last night?

Guy 2 - Yeah, he looked like Dwayne Wade

by S.A.N April 29, 2009

Walden University

An online diploma mill masquerading as a school. They started as small non-accredited college selling degrees through the mail and have since graduating to sending people spam messages about their graduate programs. Everyone who applies will be accepted as they don’t require a GRE, SAT, or a pulse. If you can pay, you can get yourself a Walden education.

Their professors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other colleges at teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.

The people who run the small office in Minneapolis, MN change regularly and are usually unhappy with their lives. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly that even the staff jokes about it.

This is the college for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Target.

I worked at Walden University for two years, finished my online MBA with them, and still can’t get a job anywhere else. F*ck Walden University.

by Wasted MyMoney March 13, 2008

Waldo

Waldo is a person that is hiding from Chuck Norris while using Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility while having an awesome adventure.

"Where's Waldo?"
"Well ... Chuck Norris scared the shit out of him so he went to Narnia with the Invisibility Cloak"

by CrazyMLIAx3 December 24, 2010

Wade

Wade is a great friend. He will always be loyal to you and will be there when you need him. He doesn’t enjoy to be in his feelings, so he distracts himself with things to take his mind off of his problems. He is so smart it is ridiculous. You can always expect him to be highest score on his test. Wade sometimes lacks motivation because simply doesn’t care. He is really fun to play board games with and will always make it an interesting game. Sometimes Wade is manipulative, and has a hard time apologizing for things. He is also very athletic but would never admit it and loves arts and crafts. He always has different colored hair, like bro, pick and commit! But at the end of the day wade is the loyalist friend you will ever have.

Bro 1: Dude! I just met this really interesting funny guy.

Bro 2: Oh, it’s just typical wade

by I’m sure October 17, 2020

brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009

Where's Waldo

Farting in public without saying excuse me leaving everyone guessing who farted.

i dropped a where's waldo in the subway yesterday.

by Richard Lankford May 14, 2004