你是我的婊子
“you are my bitch” in mandarin
One of the best unbeatable comebacks to anything. Also can be used to shut someone up who is talking shit or just is being annoying. Most effectively used is rapid succession.
Some nerd probably named Travis: “Bro, stop slapping my ass unconsensually, that is really gay and I don’t like men.”
“Nǐ shì wǒ de biǎo zi! Nǐ shì wǒ de biǎo zi! Nǐ shì wǒ de biǎo zi! Nǐ shì wǒ de biǎo zi!”
Time is now stoped and no one can unstop it except JOJO!!!!
JoJo: Yare yare... HORA
Dio: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
JoJo: HORA HORA HORA HORA
Dio: ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TAMARE!!!!
JoJo:..........
example 2
Dio: Jotaro!
JoJo: Dio!
Dio: MUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAA.... No man im just kidding dude!
JoJo: ... HORA HORA HORA HORA... Ha just a prank bro!
Dio: Haha nice one llamo
JoJo: Lol
Dio: Well, I'm gonna go fetch something to eat now!
Jojo: Nice! But do it in paused time bro!
Dio: ZA WARUDO!!! TOKI WO TAMARE!!!
JoJo: NICE!
Dio: NANI!?!?