Vance

A horizontally and vertically challenged Judas who will try to get into a relationship with you to try to further his goals and proceed to fail horribly because his schemes are as half baked as everything he's done in his life

"I can't believe he thought that was a good plan he really Vance'd that up"

by HitEmHardHitEmFast August 4, 2025

Vance

A slug-ish fem-boy with little to no motivation.

I have a friend who is a vance.

by romiek August 16, 2023

Vance

loved by african americans.

you seen vance?

that man is loved by them blacks

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023

J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch

In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.

by PNut22 August 10, 2024

JD Vance

JD Vance is the 50th Vice-President of the United States of America. Serving under 47th President Donald J. Trump.

Bro 1: What do you think about JD Vance becoming VP?
Bro 2: it’s good, just so long as he does his job.
Bro 1: JD Vance is a cool guy.

by RealDiamond51 February 9, 2025

Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.

I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?

by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025

vance coiner

person with this name typically makes racial slurs and watches animes

vance coiner is a weeb bruh, racist af

by veryclassifiedperson August 13, 2022