value village

An awesome store that sells nice suits for under 5 dollars and if you are really poor, they are easy as hell to steal from.

Hey Tyrone, lets go to value village and fill up a back-pack full of things to steal... even though we could the store with pocket-change.

by niggerkiller July 21, 2008

Moral Values

Phrase often used to belittle others while smugly asserting superior morality, gained popularity during Clinton impeachment trial by Republicans.

Most often used by outraged Republicans against Democrats as in implying "I would never do that!" or "how could you!"

It's standard meaning is "Hypocrisy"

Senator Ensign (R) Governor Sanford (R) Both lectured President Clinton on "moral values" they felt having a girlfriend was sending a terrible message to the world. Called on him to resign for his shameful behavior.

They were so shocked they needed to know all the details!! What they did with all that scandalous information...well you know.

by Bison80 July 9, 2009

Great Value

A brand sold exclusively at Wal Mart. You'll find that Great Value,like WalMart itself, imitates other companies products only with considerably less value,but considerably less expensive. Was once found almost exclusively in lesser income homes but as many middle and even upper class men were affected by The Recession, they too began purchasing great value cereal,toilet paper and tanpons. Even though its nearly gaurenteed that every person has at least one or two Great Value products,its generally hidden,or shunned from relatives. That being the case,in many cases its almost as often,bragged about.
"Yeah,nigga I got that Great Value,fuck real Cherios!"
All in all,Great Value has become a necessary evil in today's society.

WhiteKid1: Hey,do you have any Ritz Crackers or some Cheetos?
WhiteKid2: No,but I do have Great Value Wheat Snacks and 'Cheesy Twist'
WhiteKid1: You know what,I goatta stop coming to your house. I keep forgeting your poor

BlackKid1: Yo man,u got somethin to eat?
BlackKid2: Man,I got some cereal
BlackKid1:Fa real? What kind?
BlackKid2: Nigga,I don't know,Great Value shit
BlackKid1: Sshhyyyytttt,'sall good in the hood nigga!

by ElRayo June 15, 2011

Stroke value

An intangible determination of how worthy a subject is of a tribute act of masturbation.

Dude, check out that broad across the street! Her ass has great stroke value.

by Arto Del Funceiro May 9, 2009

Tesco Value Cider

A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"

"I have no money i will have to buy Tesco Value Cider"

by GingerWineMan October 8, 2011

Judeo-Christian values

An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.

Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*

by skulk-collective February 28, 2023

mate value

How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.

Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!

by cherryblossom July 2, 2009