Vagina Gremlin

A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.

"I tried to have sex with Andrea last night but her Vagina Gremlin kept taking my condom off."

by Nathanus Maximus April 20, 2012

Playing Vagina DJ

when a female plays with herself fiercely to the point it look like shes on turntables.

Me: I walked in on your girlfriend playing vagina dj man

Denzel: cool story bro....

by eEpidemic January 1, 2012

vagina shart

When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.

That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.

by brokatmil November 9, 2010

vagigantic

Term used to describe an abnormally large vagina.

She pulled her panties down to her knees and they were still full of pussy. I'm telling you, that son-of-a-bitch was vagigantic!

by Strycher99 July 29, 2008

Vagina Wrench

Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting according to her wishes. Through time the Vagina Wrench sets up a Pavlovian response in the male, whereby he becomes conditioned to do the female's bidding. Without outside intervention on the part of his friends, he is done for.

"Kevin is helpless. Every time he tries to hang out with the boys Suzy pulls out the Vagina Wrench and that's that. His friends haven't seen him in months. Fucking Pathetic!"

by Moonpuppy July 11, 2009

Vagina Drive By's

A female that man can go to at anytime during the day or night to smash on and leave and have no attachments just like a drive thru, you can have it your way.

Homie #1: Yo Homie, I got down on three Vagina Drive by's today.
Homie #2: Damn homie with all those Vagina Drive By'syou really get yourself check out right away

by Crazy Mama, White Widow February 23, 2010

Vagina Crap

The white brown thick cheese like substance that is found in dirty vaginas and in the lining of panties.

Hey, June I think you should change your panties before we go to the party remember you dont want TJ to see your vagina crap or smell it.

by hootrat April 8, 2011