collective thinking 

The idea that people can actually agree to something with the very same principles, and especially that you can find someone to put into public office that thinks the way you do.

Collective thinking allows for individuals to be outvoted and left unheard if they do not remain in line with the majority.

collective thinking by Researcher Republican May 18, 2016

Ego Seismic Thinking 

WHEN YOU MOVE SOMEWHERE WHERE EARTHQUAKES ARE FREQUENT AND THERE HAVE NOT BEEN ANY QUAKES SINCE YOU MOVED AND YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU MOVED THERE.

Rhett: We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved to California!

Link: Maybe it's because we moved here, the quakes flee from us!!

Rhett: Link, that's Ego Seismic Thinking.

Ego Seismic Thinking by ASBAANMONOLOGUE June 21, 2012

What’s Pi Thinking? 

When the irrational number π is paranoid or petrified that some radical elements of the mathematical brethren might conspire together to promote other mathematical constants like e and 𝛷 in gracing the pages of reputable math journals on a regular basis.

A few notable constants have discreetly approached some Fields medalists (the equivalent of Nobel Prize winners in mathematics) in their dreams by revealing to them some of their sexy numerical and geometric secrets after hearing leaked news of “what’s pi thinking?”

What’s Pi Thinking? by Fasters August 13, 2022

Twining 

Act of dividing an object into two equal and symmetrical parts.

Sam is twining the cake he bought so he can share it with his wife.
Twining of a strong flavored teabag allows two mild teabag to be made.

Twining by Ka-Jang September 3, 2011

Thinking with portals 

When you use portals in a clever way.

you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."

me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"

Thinking with portals by croppers April 25, 2010

The Thinking Cap 

When a man stands behind someone kneeling down and surprisingly tries to stretch his sac over their head. If done correctly the image will portray a skin covered shower cap with 2 small brains in it

Two brains are better than one....so let me give you The Thinking Cap

The Thinking Cap by Ason J Nderson A May 15, 2010

Thinking 

When you think about someone and you get really horny

My boyfriend is so hot, i'm thinking so hard rn

Thinking by boopsboopsinabucket December 8, 2020