twat

joel walter miller (born march 20, 1992 in London, England born and raised in Borehamwood Hertsfordshire London, England)

The twat loves to play xbox

by too bad you will never know June 24, 2008

twat

a large-mouthed person who can't keep anything to themselves.

Jim, you blubbering twat!

by scooby-dzoo January 6, 2007

twat

Twat:
A pregnant gold fish.
A virgina
A good word to shout.
To hit someone.
The terroist thing.

"My gold fish is a twat"
"Your twat is rather hairy"
"Shuttup you stupid twat"
"I'm going to twat you if you don't fuck off"

by Lozyo January 7, 2007

twat

a japanese import known as an Itchipussi

I have twat and it itches.

by Caliber West January 6, 2007

twat

a term used to define a person,who is of suspect charector and probably owns a landrover or vauxhall vectra.

yea you now dave hes got a landrover,man that guys such a twat.

by arthur p pimpledike January 6, 2007

twat

derogitary term for a pregnant fish

"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"

by souljaboii June 22, 2009

twat

A purse that you can put things in.
Where women keep their personal items, and men keep their personal items.

"Hannah, don't forget your twat in the car. I don't want to have to walk back for your ID again."
"Hannah, will you hold this in your twat so I don't have to carry it? I'm tired of putting it in and out of mine."

by cubes mctauben March 21, 2008