twisted nutsack

A type of re-rack in pong with 2 cups left. 2 cups are placed back to back in a straight line.

"Yo let me get a twisted nutsack."

"Alright twist it."

by Justakidlivinthedream October 21, 2010

french toasted

To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.

"So the other night after getting my haircut I went home and got french toasted!"

by thefrenchtoast October 16, 2009

Get Twisted

This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.

Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?

Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

twatted

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

by leeny burghers April 14, 2003

Toasted

- The state one gets into when they've done the drug Marijuana.
- Commonly called stoned, baked, burnt, blazed

1. Sammy and Carla walked into math class, red eyed and smelling like shit. They were totally toasted.

2. "Yo man, I'm so toasted now."

by Michelleabelle February 14, 2009

dont get it twisted

A saying ofen used when somebody is jumping to conclutions or placing the blame on some body els

"dont get it twisted i aint been no were near your shop nickin no cider mate" or " why you sayin that iv been smoking wen i aint mother ur a derrked dont get it twisted"

by pukkaC October 31, 2007

Twisted Rim Job

When a person receives a rim job while hanging upside-down with your legs over your head.

Joel: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Rick: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Twisted Rim Job. I almost fell off my pull-up bar.
Joel: Sounds like a great time.

by Conor Brody November 22, 2009