Tuna rod 

A penis that has foreskin and the person doesn't wash it properly, so it smells like fish.

Tyler: Hey what's that smell?

Josh: Oh that's just my tuna rod

Tuna rod by Titamis November 5, 2019

Tuna Spoon 

If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.

So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.

I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one

Tuna Spoon by Darthyy April 5, 2022

Tuna Can Penis 

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.

Tuna Can Penis by Smellman March 5, 2009

tuna slut 

A person who's snatch smells like a freshly caught tuna fish.

Eww you went down on Brittney? She's such a tuna slut, Thats fucking gross.

tuna slut by Boss Playa13 August 16, 2006

tuna smuggler 

A man that has not showered in over three days.

After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.

tuna smuggler by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

tuna schooner 

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

tuna schooner by Victory92 June 3, 2017

tuna spread 

The cream that forms around the outside of the vagina and the base of the penis after lengthy, sweaty intercourse. Generally a mixture of semen, female ejaculate, lubrication, spit.

Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.

It's a good thing that Becky licked the tuna spread off my nuts and asshole after I fucked her, because I didn't have time for a shower before class.

tuna spread by Ill Cyanide October 13, 2010