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Trigger Happy 

When you finger a female at a club or any social event while being under the influence of drugs and or alcohol.
Afufu : I wasn't planning on being so trigger happy last night..

Wunnam: Yeah man you terrorized at least two girls.
Trigger Happy by Afufu September 3, 2013

trigger happy 

The mental state of finding intense joy in "triggering" social justice warriors.
What makes Milo Yiannopoulos such a strong speaker is that he is very trigger happy.
trigger happy by The Trigger August 30, 2016

Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"

Trigger Fig Nooner Beat 

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."
Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!

Trigger Mortis 

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.
Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!
Trigger Mortis by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

trigger happy 

Person who feelings are easily hurt, and or is easily offended at everything!
Guy 1: That girl Jenny gets so offended at everything!

Guy 2: I know man! She is so trigger happy!

(Jenny overheard it)
Jenny: WHAT! I'm offended by that!
trigger happy by Freedomcis July 28, 2016