Tree Scrotum

Tree Scrotum or Treescrotum.

The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.

Guy 1: That's not what your mom was sayin in bed last night!
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*

Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"

by §3 Blaze May 14, 2010

tree laundry

Doing your laundry on a tree at school

Hey did you do your laundry? yeah i did tree laundry today.

by All tree May 4, 2021

tredecillion

a number followed by 42 zeros

There is over a tredecillion atoms in the world

by EthanThePro741636 June 24, 2021

Christmas Tree'd

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor

Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.

by DomPrice February 26, 2012

Spruce Tree

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.

You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.

by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021

The tree trimmer

When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.

Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!

by Liquor_Box September 6, 2023

burn down a tree

smoke a joint, smoke weed

let's burn down a tree

by Kristisurvivor February 27, 2008