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Beef Treat

When someone lets air out of their anus; a fart, a toot, butt burp, barking spider, cutting cheese, STINKIES, passing wind, stink bomb, silent but deadlies, ripping a nasty, woofies, butt trumpet, ass bark, but the best one, beef treats.
WOAH, who is laying beef treats?
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Im dropping beef treats all over this bitch.
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When josh was sleeping, i left a big fat beef treat right on his face.
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Friday night treat 

A tasty food item or other indulgence one wouldn't indulge in every day, arbitrarily reserved for consumption/enjoyment on Friday night.
I got a nice truffle assortment for Valentine's Day which I'm making next week's Friday night treat!

Three Meat Treat 

Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.
Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)

Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat 

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.
person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats

beefy treat 

The cock. Only in reference to showing it to some lucky lass.
She looked like hazza with a tub of butter when I showed her my beefy treat.
beefy treat by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Self Treat

Someone who enjoys a little personal treat
Martin spent most of the day self treating
Self Treat by Monkeyboy1975 September 10, 2010

Double Dutch Treat 

A Double Dutch Treat is a spin off of the Double Dutch Rudder (See Double Dutch Rudder for Definition.) You start with two men performing a Double Dutch Rudder. Then a woman kneels in between the two men and performs oral sex back and fourth between the two men, while they maintain the Double Dutch Rudder. You continue until both men ejaculate in the women’s mouth, giving her a Double Dutch Treat (swallowing is recommended.)
My friend and I were very bored, and decided to try a Double Dutch Rudder. His girl friend came home early from work and caught us. She did not say a word; she walked in, took off all her clothes and started blowing us. We both finished and she swallowed every drop. She then remarked that it was a nice treat! So we all agreed to name it the Double Dutch Treat.