dick toes

When your foot phalangies(toes) are long and resemble a penis.

When my sister told me the opinion of the flip flops she tried on, i told her that her dick toes were coming out the sandal.

by Isaias S. June 22, 2008

toesucker

Someone who finds tremendous satisfaction in sucking someones toes, seen as an odd fetish, makes the toesucker the target of numerous insults

Peter: hey Alex I heard you sucked Emmas toes on the weekend, you sick fucking toesucker

by Padre March 14, 2008

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

toesie famine

A scarce amount of toesies due to changing climate conditions ranging unsuitable for exposed feet.

Josh: Man, spring is almost here. Capris and flip-flops FTW!

Jordan: I know bro, but come winter a toesie famine is gonna hit...... of irish potato proportions.

by binx117 February 27, 2009

White Toes

White nail polish on toes is for pretty hoes..

•Guy- What’s up with all these girls with these white toes?

•Guy-Man you haven’t heard the saying?

•Guy-No.. What does it mean?

•Guy-WHITE TOES IS FOR PRETTY HOES❗️Only pretty bitches wear white toe nail polish.

by BamaGuh April 8, 2021

humping your toes

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.

Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!

by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007

Tootsie-Matized

Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.

My baby got me tootsie matized, he got me feining. I'm Tootsie-Matized.

by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010