Tweemo

a little loser who tramps around in claires accessories finest (mainly checkered wristbands, skull shaped earrings and stupid synthetic material pink ties). basically really dykey and dopey looking kiddies from 9-14 years old who wanna be emo like haylee williams and blantantly lie and pretend to slit their wrists... They also brag about liking bands when they dont even know their music cos their friend likes them

did you see her fake eyebrow stud? god shes such a little tweemo!

by Bronagh November 4, 2008

telemarketer

An under educated unmotivated group of millions that mantain civil obligations,just like the rest of you dirty sanchez's getting off the jersey turnpike.

I'm following up on a mail piece we recently sent you.

by shawn May 4, 2004

Teemu

A man that smells his own farts, has a weird smile a can suck his own boner

Teemu is such a little bonerman

by Biglittlefish August 4, 2016

Telemutes

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

teemz

great pair of breast

me: damn yo!

you: what's good brody?

me: check out those teemz on that weezy fap man!

you: oh she be wid it!

by daniel irish June 26, 2010

Telemonkey

Derogatory term referring to a telesales person.

I hung up because there was just a telemonkey on the other end

by AdriHD May 3, 2019

tweemo

A girl scenester/emo, normally sporting lots of red, white and black, twee little bows and so much polka dot your eyes bleed. They usually type their Myspaces in an incredibly irritating fashion; for example, "lollipops. holding hands. kisses. boys. panic! at the disco." etc, etc.

Check out that tweemo. She looks like a Pipette on acid.

by Kate Holmes September 12, 2008