5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.
"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".
by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018
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Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missuebecause you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
by WickedHellamean November 09, 2018
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deep tissue tickle

when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions
when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted
by rain man #1 August 22, 2009
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tissue sea-life

subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.

Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!

by Riceball8 January 19, 2007
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tissue box orgasm

to ejaculate so much that you need a whole box of tissues to clean up
Guy 1: ACHOOOO!!!!! u got any tissues?
Guy 2: naw man, earlier i had a tissue box orgasm
by neverbeencaught1007 April 26, 2010
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Dirty tissue bowl

Dirty tissue bowl: Cumming in a girl's pussy, and wiping out her pussy with a tissue then putting it in her butthole and finally eating the tissue of her butt.
I gave my girlfriend a dirty tissue bowl last night and I've been burping up wads of cumshit tissue ever since.
by Milkypooop November 17, 2020
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Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.
Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".
by saavy chimp March 25, 2022
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