Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge

Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.

by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023

Timber

Something red neck white people yell as a tree is falling to the ground

My fat uncle Larry was going at that tree for hours just to to look stupid holler "timber" while the tree fell to the ground.

by Squidwards harry ass crack November 15, 2020

droping some timber

droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf

who is in the bathroom? My brother in there droping some timber.

by 21982 January 28, 2010

Timber

A massive, hard erection, harder than a woody.

Men often experience timbers when looking at something that arouses them a lot.

by Demtane January 10, 2019

Arianni’s Timbers

Shivered

Arianni’s timbers = shivered

by bigdog0110 February 13, 2022

Timber

When you have a long lasting boner.

“Man when I see Anne I have timber

by Joe_biden420 February 12, 2023

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015