Timber tits

An exceptionally large, tittyfuckable pair of tits that magnificent to gaze at.

You see that chick over there, she has timber tits.

by Radman1020 May 11, 2016

Timber

A guy who is rizzy but has a big dick he is decent at sports and a little chubby but is a ladys magnet

Timber:whats good
girl:whats good daddy

by babydaddytimmy March 8, 2024

Timber Creek

A swamp full of clout demons and treeshes

“Bro, party was lame asf, hella Timber Creek heads pulled up

by Front-shuv late flip September 9, 2021

Arianni’s Timbers

Shivered

Arianni’s timbers = shivered

by bigdog0110 February 13, 2022

Timber

A massive, hard erection, harder than a woody.

Men often experience timbers when looking at something that arouses them a lot.

by Demtane January 10, 2019

Timber

When you have a long lasting boner.

“Man when I see Anne I have timber

by Joe_biden420 February 12, 2023

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015