Timber

A guy who is rizzy but has a big dick he is decent at sports and a little chubby but is a ladys magnet

Timber:whats good
girl:whats good daddy

by babydaddytimmy March 8, 2024

Timber Creek

A swamp full of clout demons and treeshes

“Bro, party was lame asf, hella Timber Creek heads pulled up

by Front-shuv late flip September 9, 2021

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Timber

A massive, hard erection, harder than a woody.

Men often experience timbers when looking at something that arouses them a lot.

by Demtane January 10, 2019

timber wagon

Timber= poop so there for timber wagon is a poop wagon

At gym Kylie was being a big timber wagon

by Bobby senduel April 12, 2014

Arianni’s Timbers

Shivered

Arianni’s timbers = shivered

by bigdog0110 February 13, 2022

Timber

Something red neck white people yell as a tree is falling to the ground

My fat uncle Larry was going at that tree for hours just to to look stupid holler "timber" while the tree fell to the ground.

by Squidwards harry ass crack November 15, 2020