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Threesome

An excuse for horny bastards on Urban Dictionary to post their amateur smut.
I looked up threesome in the Urbin Doctionary and all I saw was smut.
by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023
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Grasshopper Threesome

A first time threeway for one of the participants. One participant is the mentor.
Bruce has never had a threesome, he will be in agrasshopper threesome}.
by Bondage girl March 22, 2008
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Capri-Sun Threesome

Drinking from three Capri-Suns all at once.
Whoa I'm so dehydrated I could do with a Capri-Sun threesome.
by kimkoi September 2, 2013
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Greek Threesome

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.
This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.
by Jer 12345 September 15, 2008
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threesome

A sexual encounter which occurs between two women and one man. Commonly confused with "gangbang", which refers to a sexual encounter between one woman and two or more men.
Yeah, my chick brought her best friend over, that smokin' hot Denise, and we had awesome threesomes all weekend.
by Jaybo Walker October 14, 2014
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threesome

when a man loves a woman he asks another man or another woman to join them in bed. works in various permutations, genders, and positions. be creative.
Man: honey, i love you. let's invite our next door neighbor to the bed with us to show how much i love you. threesome, biatch.

Woman: YOLO.
by swegqurl November 10, 2013
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devils threesome

the dreaded threesome involving two guys and one female. GOD NEVER intended for balls to slap balls during penetration. Sorry ladies but this isn't socially acceptable hence the name devils threesome
Bro 1:Im taking back those daps i gave you earlier
Bro 2: why man a threesome is a threesome
Bro 1: Umm we call that a devils threesome may god forgive because im never letting this one go
by blackdude number 5 January 6, 2008
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