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Trouser love

(n) Feelings of sexual attraction, often mistaken for romantic love.
"Oh god, that idol is so hot. I'm totally in love with him."
"No, you're not. You're just in trouser lover with him."
by Toewsby September 24, 2014
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Thousandsome

Sex with 999 people at once. Often considered the greatest possible orgy of our time
Aight, let's have a thousandsome I'm kinda bored
by Aircraft_Overviewer January 3, 2021
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Council trouser

Noun: An attractive male who bears the hallmarks of being dragged up on a sink estate. These traits include, though are not exclusive to: knock-off Addidas jogging bottoms; no top (in summer); a hoodie (in winter); a baseball cap (no matter what the season); a toned physique; an overabundance of natural pheromones; a distinctive walk in which he tries to communicate that he is 'proper hard" and "well fit".

Often, a decent bit of council trouser will stroll around town aimlessly, bearing his tattoos and showing off his gym-toned body to passing chavettes, who, like him, have a great deal of time on their hands between collecting their dole and queueing for cheap cider at Aldi.

Trouser, in this context, is a synecdoche used as a male equivalent of the pejorative"skirt", used chiefly in Britain to describe any attractive young female.

Council trouser spotting is a fun office-based game, in which colleagues gaze out the window on a sunny day and rate the passing state-subsidised man-talent as it parades its prone body down the street.
"Look at that bit of council trouser over there. I'd defo bang him!"

"I'm going out tonight and plan to bed myself a nice bit of council trouser."
by Greifbar2000 June 4, 2013
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Flexible Leisure Trousers

Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.
I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.
by Michael Silver May 17, 2009
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Justin the trouser shrimp

A man with a small penis. His name is Justin because it’s only ever just in. His penis is like a shrimp; very small and often a bit smelly.
I had sex with Justin the trouser shrimp tonight! At least I think I did....
by Jock S January 25, 2018
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So how about those Whammers?

Segway: Implies that we are off topic for #star_citizen
<Anything off topic said for an extended period>

"So how about those Whammers?"
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Look at all those chickens

(Informal, humourous) a phrase said when many avians are present
N: Look at all those chickens
M: Those are crows, idiot
by Ace the simp July 16, 2023
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