Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

Thor

Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.

Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!

by THE Thor May 25, 2011

Thor Odinson

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.

Thor Odinson is a little pussy.

by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024

Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

thor

stupid idiot who is probably smell bad

retard thor

by hannah dorton skrrrt December 7, 2018

thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017

thor

A long hair bitch with his bob the builder hammer

thor my guy right here

by zzk May 13, 2019