joe thomas

A person who likes other people's moms

My mom is hoping there will be lots of Joe Thomas's at the concert. She's hoping to get some.

by Urban Jeans June 17, 2015

Thomas

The Perfect Guy. He is everything you could ever want. clever, funny, understanding .. and yet mysterious. He can be paranoid and has trust issues but one day the right person will come along and she will be the one he decides to open up to. He is everything most girls would ever want and even though he doesnt think of himself as amazing or lovely ... he is so much better than what he sees in himself. you just fall head over heals for him.

girl - he is perfect
boy - he must be called thomas

by bobshiggle May 13, 2011

Thomas

Total fucking badass. Gets pussy by the boat load. The name is a synonym for pussy destroyer.

Thomas just fucked my girlfriend, mom aunt grandma cousin and friend at the same time.

by Big nigga with a rocketlauncha May 24, 2018

thomas

thomassssss, he is a really sweet, cute, funny, athletic guy. he is not afraid to be venerable and he never lies. he is a good friend to you no matter what. thomas will always want to be around you and hangout 24/7 but y'all never actually make those plans. he is just a great guy and is so caring and sweet. you dont wanna live a life without thomas

i think thomas is sum else

by therealestbitchofthemall August 14, 2020

Frank Thomas

A bad-ass baseball player of the Chicago White Sox.

Man Frank Thomas sure can nail an opponent. He enjoy making teams look bad.

Frank Thomas' famous quote about Michael Jordan joining the White Sox in 1993.

"The next person who asks me about Michael Jordan, I'm kicking that person's ass!"

by Saints February 7, 2005

thomas the promise

His real name is Thomas Farley...he was the greatest most loving friend that anyone could ask for. Thomas is funny and most of all accepting of many. he had good personal relationships with all his friends. He was killed by a retard who we all hope will spend the rest of his life in jail. With him there was never a boring moment.

Thomas the promise is always doing something crazy and halarious! When ever you're with him you will always be too busy laughing............LOLOLOLOL

by anjlekizzez January 18, 2008

Shitty Thomas

A knockoff of an original.

1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.

by  PimpUigi October 31, 2011