dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.

So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.

by S0cks November 30, 2005

dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap

1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by edwild22 February 28, 2010

Dude

Man or male. It could also be used to describe any gender.

Hey dude.
Oh hi bro

by UnusualEgg March 28, 2019

Dude

Dude is slang for a camel’s penis

Person 1: Hi dude how are you
Person 2: How dare you call me a camel’s penis you fucker

by coolelfdude April 20, 2018

Dude

NORTH AMERICAN informal
noun
noun: dude; plural noun: dudes
1.
a man; a guy.
"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back"
a stylish, fastidious man.
"cool dudes"
a city-dweller, especially one vacationing on a ranch in the western US.
verb
verb: dude; 3rd person present: dudes; past tense: duded; past participle: duded; gerund or present participle: duding
1.
dress up elaborately.
"my brother was all duded up in silver and burgundy"

"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back"

by JAZZCON July 24, 2017

dude

Anyone who is ignorant of the situation or environment around them.

That dude does not belong here.

by Huckle Buck March 08, 2019

dude

it's an informal way to call a guy.

Dude, haven't seen you for a long time.

by lin013 March 23, 2016