Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

thirst-watching

When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.

This weekend I did some severe thirst-watching of Timothee Chalamet.

by fartexploder December 29, 2022

Thirst Trad

A young, attractive woman (or can be a man too) who is part of conservative and/or more traditional spaces who speaks against the ills of feminism, is seemingly pro-life and dislikes the modern dating scene, yet simultaneously posts thirst traps on their social media accounts to gain more attention and a following from both men (or women) who “like” what she has to say and/or other women (or men) who will validate their beauty and endeavors and message…

Conservative Guy: did you see Emily’s speech at the youth summit? It was amazing!

Based Conservative Girl: she only got that spot because she’s a thirst trad…

Conservative Guy:….

by Boston_bunny613 September 9, 2023

Thirst Syndrome

Just a funny way of saying someone's dehydrated.

1: She's dehydrated.
2: It's not called Dehydration, it's called thirst syndrome.

by tigerontheprowl October 15, 2014

thirsting on main

when someone thirsts on their main account for all their friends and family to see

jack: “Did you see mike’s comment under sasha’s post yesterday?”
harry: “yeah dude he is thirsting on main”

by kislayed May 29, 2022

thirst patrol

Out on the prowl looking for a hookup

Look at that guy wandering around the bar looking for strange, he’s on thirst patrol

by Sugar_Bear September 1, 2019

thirst music

music that makes you thirsty and not for water ;)

"Is that the 50 shades soundtrack?"
"Yes, How did you know?"
"Thats so real thirst music!"

by thethirsttrain April 15, 2015