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bill the table

the act of calling for one receipt for the whole table and picking it up, rather than splitting meals, appetizers, and costs between the group
Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.
by DontAskAgain October 27, 2021
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Under the table

1. secretly, hiding something

2. sucked dick under the table
1. I arranged the deal under the table to avoid suspicion

2. i gave head under the table
by urmom.com.au August 31, 2021
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Set the table

When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.
I didn’t want to have to worry about the mess after I came, so I set the table before I started.
by Ryzonup September 4, 2021
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under the table

1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back

2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022
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Skunked the Table

To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.
They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061
by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022
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Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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