pussy willows

s.pl. testicles that are small, furry, and/or cute; feline testicles.

gf: oooh! i love your pussy willows!
bf: and there goes my hard-on.

by indalomena November 28, 2006

Willow

A crazy lying controlling ex don’t date a willow

I would never ever go back to willow

by Bigdaddy217 February 15, 2019

dirty willow

shit on boobs, then fuck shit out of them (makes it look like a chocolate sundae)

-“you’ve earned this dirty willow.”
-“i’m really craving a dirty willow rn.”
-your dirty willow smells pleasant.”

by yungfuzzy June 4, 2018

womping willow

the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!

by Corey April 24, 2005

Mushy Willow

A penis after sex that is no longer hard.

After I came, I just kept jamming my mushy willow inside of her.

by Jemes21 July 25, 2012

Stripping the Willow

When one rips ones testicles off with a split wooden spoon

Oh my god, George just lost it and tried stripping the willow, call an ambulance

by jimbob USM April 28, 2017

Wind in the Willows

The act of farting into anothers pubic hair during sex.

Oil Rig Worker: My wife asked me to fart in her pubes last night.

Oil Rig Worker #2: Wind in the Willows Pendejo.

*High five*

by LichKingBravo January 26, 2011