Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.
Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”
Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”
Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”
by Korbin Dalla$ April 03, 2018
He is a typical weird, fat, smelly, jobless, homeless guy with a super long beard. He normally visits your house with food stains all over his shirt. He also is definitely on drugs. Stay away from your Uncle Ralph unless you want to be kid-napped and fed to some bears in the forest.
by theonecalledbella May 28, 2020
by Mikedugi September 16, 2018
by Ralph bohner March 06, 2021
A person that will never refuse to buttchug anything.
They’ll buttchug anything: Nail polish, bush, bottle of semen, literally anything.
They’ll buttchug anything: Nail polish, bush, bottle of semen, literally anything.
by FurryKiller69 December 10, 2018
"Pulling a Ralph" - The Art of Friday Night Hype
When you're "pulling a Ralph," you've just signed up for the most epic Friday night adventure of your life. You've texted your friends, made bold plans, and even put on your party shoes. The anticipation is electric, and you can practically taste the wild night ahead.
But here's the twist: "pulling a Ralph" isn't about the epic night itself; it's about the legendary build-up. You strut into the bar with the swagger of a rockstar, order a single beer, and suddenly, you're overwhelmed by an inexplicable urge to go home and binge-watch documentaries about cheese-making.
Yes, folks, "pulling a Ralph" is that artful dance between hyping up your Friday night plans to the max and then letting them fizzle out faster than a deflating balloon. It's the unexpected twist that leaves your friends scratching their heads and wondering if you're secretly a secret agent for the "Couch Potato Clan."
So, next time you find yourself promising the world for a Friday night out but end up embracing your inner homebody after one beer, you can proudly declare, "I just pulled a Ralph!"
#LegendaryHypeMaster
When you're "pulling a Ralph," you've just signed up for the most epic Friday night adventure of your life. You've texted your friends, made bold plans, and even put on your party shoes. The anticipation is electric, and you can practically taste the wild night ahead.
But here's the twist: "pulling a Ralph" isn't about the epic night itself; it's about the legendary build-up. You strut into the bar with the swagger of a rockstar, order a single beer, and suddenly, you're overwhelmed by an inexplicable urge to go home and binge-watch documentaries about cheese-making.
Yes, folks, "pulling a Ralph" is that artful dance between hyping up your Friday night plans to the max and then letting them fizzle out faster than a deflating balloon. It's the unexpected twist that leaves your friends scratching their heads and wondering if you're secretly a secret agent for the "Couch Potato Clan."
So, next time you find yourself promising the world for a Friday night out but end up embracing your inner homebody after one beer, you can proudly declare, "I just pulled a Ralph!"
#LegendaryHypeMaster
Sure thing! Here's a funny example of how "pulling a Ralph" can be used in a sentence:
"After a week of non-stop bragging about their epic Friday night plans, Sarah and Tom arrived at the party with confetti cannons and glow sticks. But much to everyone's amusement, they ended up 'pulling a Ralph' when, after just one beer, they decided to leave early and watch a riveting documentary on the history of garden gnomes instead." #MasterClassInRalphing
"After a week of non-stop bragging about their epic Friday night plans, Sarah and Tom arrived at the party with confetti cannons and glow sticks. But much to everyone's amusement, they ended up 'pulling a Ralph' when, after just one beer, they decided to leave early and watch a riveting documentary on the history of garden gnomes instead." #MasterClassInRalphing
by kevlin September 30, 2023
one of the most legendary and influential men in NFL history. a WWII vet, member of the NFL hall of fame, and one of the founding members of the AFL in the 1960's, the late ralph wilson decided to bring football to western new york and founded the NFL's buffalo bills. he was the owner of the team up until his death on march 25, 2014 and was owner to one of the most successful football clubs of all time in the early 90s, which saw the bills go to the super bowl for four straight seasons from 1990-1993. also the namesake of the bills stadium, Ralph Wilson Stadium, aka the Ralph. RIP, Ralph!
Ralph Wilson, an nfl legend!
Headed to Ralph Wilson Stadium to get completely fucked up and watch the bills destroy the dolphins!
Headed to Ralph Wilson Stadium to get completely fucked up and watch the bills destroy the dolphins!
by LouReed October 04, 2014