Pole Goblin

A term used to describe a raging homo.
who hoards cock in his inner rectum.
gobles on the dick.

Jim is such a pole goblin

by Ivan Tessmer February 23, 2011

Pole Slaw

Male semenal fluid. Cum.

I just sprayed your face with my pole slaw.

by Mike Scarth April 21, 2004

pole patrol

A group faggots on the prowl to get huge cock from young men. Often willing to pay for it.

G-Unit is a pole patrol crew.

by TruthMaster November 24, 2007

pole smoker

someone who inserts penises into their mouths on a regular basis.

Cusson is a pole smoker

by Spiffy Spleaf April 19, 2004

Scrotom Pole

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.

guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."

by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

by CongoJack July 3, 2017

barbershop pole

Normal barber shop pole from Smosh that surprisingly has a crush with Ian Hecox

Anthony:Hey Ian, How is it with you and the barbershop pole; Ian: Shut up... we're fine.

by SmoshDude2k February 8, 2014