Teacher’s Pet

a person who is the teacher’s favorite

Kristine Nguyen is such a teacher’s pet.

by teateateatea November 13, 2018

mad pet

To be scared. Not being able to do something because of fear. Fmr; Petrified.

C'mon, put your foot in the snake pit... You mad pet, son.

by zaaaaaaaa August 26, 2007

Giga Pet

Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.

Hand Hanzo had a new Giga Pet clipped to his jeans.

by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005

Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

Pet Wussy

Owning a pet, that so happens to be a wussy

“Have you seen the girl with a Pet Wussy?”
“No, why?”
“Ok”

by Osakinator July 9, 2022

pet republican

A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.

Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican

by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021

Destiny Pet

A pet that finds you by sheer chance. Or you find them. Together living happily every after.
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."

I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.

by FlorenceAlice June 28, 2022