The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.

Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.

by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022

narfle the garthog

to suck the big one

life really narfles the garthog

by poverty sucks April 30, 2004

The Gary

Ordering anything with sausage.

"Hey man, I don't know what to order. What are you getting?"

"I think I'm gonna do The Gary."

"That sounds good. I'll do The Gary as well."

by TMITCH August 11, 2014

open the garage

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!
Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??
Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*
Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

by G. Wells November 8, 2008

The Gary

noun. crazy compulsive blanking

person X: heloooooooo
person Y: .
person X: u ayt?
person Y: .

(tumbleweed blows in the wind)

person X: dnt do "The Gary" on meeee!

by ash April 10, 2005

narfel the garthok

To suck a penis, give a blowjob, perform a BJ

I got my Girl friend to narfel the garthok last night

by John426 May 28, 2008

the Gary Busey

The act of mounting your significant other on a wall, restraining their limbs with HDMI cables and ramming a smoldering hot stick repeatedly into their anus and/or vagina while screaming random bullshit (also known as "the Fire TV Stick").

"i gave my wife the gary busey and now she gets all the channels

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017