noun
1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
Manually, with the digits of the hand, or orally pleasuring a woman who is totally hairy down in the nether regions.
by BigM_MysteryMann September 09, 2011
A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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by UrbanAchiever March 03, 2005
After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.
by Andy & Colt May 06, 2008
Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?
by Anonymous July 06, 2002
by amanda rickmers December 18, 2007
The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."
by DiggabaVaginas1234 February 13, 2011