Thai surprise

When a "woman" unexpectedly reveals that she is, in fact, a man and has a penis. It is called a Thai surprise due to the extra convincing look of Thai men posing as women.

I got back to my place with that Asian girl from the bar and she gave me the Thai surprise, I'm pretty sure her penis was just as big as mine.

by Thean1894 May 7, 2013

Sunscreen Surprise

When you ejaculate on another persons stomach after sex and before you even notice the women forcibly hugs you.

"Dude she is so dog, she sunscreen surprised me! I never saw it coming!"

by Slayinator235 October 21, 2011

Waterslide surprise

The unexpected feeling of a person's genitals on another person's back, sometimes when said persons are on a waterslide together.

I gave him the waterslide surprise

by jacinto obnagon March 24, 2003

October surprise

An unexpected, dramatic last-minute event which potentially alters the outcome of an election. The term dates to the 1980 presidential campaign, in which Jimmy Carter planned, for October of that year, an operation to rescue American hostages held in Iran. Carter was lagging behind in polls and a successful rescue, an "October surprise," would likely have shifted the momentum to his side. The attempt failed, however, and Carter lost the election. Some have suggested that the Reagan campaign deliberately sabotaged the effort in order to bolster his candidacy.

Before Osama bin Laden released his newest tape, some people thought the Bush campaign would produce him as an October surprise.

by Sam Sundquist November 1, 2004

Pokemon Surprise

When you are fucking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you cum you turn your hat sideways and scream "Squirtle! I choose you! Use water gun!" then cum in her anyway

Did you hear that Emma got pregnant?

Yeah Wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.

by Priest and Matador July 19, 2011

The Surpriser Riser

noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.

"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

lumpy surprise

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

by banjobill January 10, 2009