Spaghetti Test

Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.

Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.

by Pheecees December 14, 2021

Ottawa test

Whether or not plant-based meat tastes like real meat

This burger passed the Ottawa test with flying colours

by dpgg22 February 14, 2022

Tess

A kind, caring person. Always making people laugh and cheering them up. Keeps stuff to themselves so if you know a Tess, always check up on them. Everyone seems to be friends with Tess, they’re just too cool!

Wow they’re so cool, they must be a Tess

by glosisgay February 21, 2019

Testicular Wisdom

As your intelligence increases your testicles become the storage for the excess intelligence, the testicles grow big and full of knowledge.

Barry: "Doctor Wells! Your testicles are huge!!"

Doctor Wells: "I know Barry, I'm a genius. Testicular Wisdom, look it up."

by Salmon Sam December 10, 2019

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

by squirrelspank June 8, 2003

Fitnessgram pacer test

The fitnessgram pacer test.......is really stupid and embarrassing

*walks in to gym* *hears fitnessgram pacer test* *turns around and leaves*

by sexy.can.i August 25, 2017

Tessa

Kind of girl that comes into your life when you least expect it. When she does though it will change you forever. It's almost as if God put her into your life when you needed her the most. She's everything you once were, everything you could've been, and everything you can become. She's very smart, funny, and sweet. Before a Tessa can get close to you she'll have to know you pretty well. Being around her has a sort of therapeutic effect. If you ever meet one, NEVER leave her....ever.

Hypothetical John Doe: I can't stop thinking about this Tessa girl. I've never met anyone as unforgettable as her.

by Hypothetical John Doe September 29, 2017