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Tessa

Tessa,derived from the word "asset" (spelt backwards) representing a princess who is loved by everyone, and has already found her knight in shining armor(He's in the Air Force).
Naturally a blonde, but uniquely charasmatic and brilliant. Her intellect has been known to surpass Einstien, himself. Because she can pass College Algebra with such ease.
Her voice has been known to put any insomniac to sleep.
You'll most likely encounter a Tessa on the nineth day of each month.

If you're lucky enough, you may experience a first kiss after staring at the stars for hours. But only if you see 9 shooting stars.

She's loyal, beautiful, gorgeous, and out going.
Tessa will always be the last thing on your mind before you will to sleep.
If you ever happen to fall in love with a Tessa, don't ever let her go.

She's the one thing everyone is missing in their life.
So you'll be the one person in the world to say you're complete.
You recieve presents from her, with just her PRENSENCE ALONE!
She'll give you kisses on the lips just for coming home.
She is a master at slaying zombies, and will take over the world with her knight in shining armor.
She's envied by all.
Tessa....there are no examples of Tessa, other than herself, any attempt at an example would be beyond pathetic. Even if compared to the memory of Tessa.
by 9th shooting star August 19, 2011
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Tess

Tess is the girl next door. She's fun, quirky and so loveable. She's the girl you'd take home to your parents. She's the girl all the guys wish their girlfriends were. Tess is a goddess with long blonde curly hair, a great rack and the perfect body to match. Tess is like sunshine, she brightens up your day as soon as you see her. Tess has a hidden talent in her singing voice and instrument playing abilities. She has the potential to be famous but she would rather be having a laugh with her friends. Tess is one of the funniest people you will ever come across, she always knows how to have a good time and is usually the life of the party. Tess has big hopes and dreams to marry her prince charming and live either in the country or on the beach. All in all Tess is a beauty and boys if you find her, hold onto her.
"Wow, Tess brightens up my day every time she walks into the room"
by james fordordordord September 29, 2011
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The throwing of douche bags(the actual item not a human who acts like a douche). One of the games adults played in high middle ages, it is to much for kids to be seeing in text books, that is why you never see it in text books.
Ello Arthur, ready for the douche toss tonight?
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Tessa

Tessa is a beauful person, she is highly intelegent and always is carring and loving twords others. Tessa dislikes the word "hate" because it is such a strong word, tessa is sweet and easy to get along with, your not complete until you know tessa, because she is very amazing,

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toss salad

The licking or eating in and around the ass.
Baby, that ass is so fine that I'm gonna toss your salad. I bet I'll cum just from licking inside of your sweet ass.
by Fetish January 29, 2003
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toss out

To put (something that is no longer useful or wanted) in a trash can, garbage can, etc. / To throw (something) out.
"It's time to toss out those bananas, they're rotting."
"Did you toss the newspapers out already?"
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Tess Patricia Miller

Tess Patricia Miller is the most beautiful, ravishing and exuberant girl on the planet. Her astonishing blonde hair makes all the girls jealous, her AMAZING tiny Jaden Hossler light the whole room up and her TOTALLY NORMAL SIZED NOSE IS STUNNING. Tess always gives the best life advice in those real deep conversations, and is always there for you no matter what. Tess is the best, thickest, and funniest friend ever, and anyone whose lucky enough to know a Tess Patricia Miller should know just how lucky they are <3
Omg, she has an ass like a Tess Patricia Miller!
Damn, I wish I knew a Tess Patricia Miller 😩
I wish my nose was as snatched as Tess’
Bahahahaha, you say sorry like a Tess Patricia Miller
by Tessmillerlover123 November 8, 2019
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