taking a dung

When you squat down, and leave a brown.

Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!

Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!

Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.

by yopugiscool June 3, 2014

taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

Tringus

An individual who exceeds the proportions of a dingus, to the natural progression of a triple dingus.

Zach just flunked out of school, what a tringus!

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018

Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.

"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"

by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020

Moose taping

When you tuck your penis between your legs and proceed to tape it over-top your asshole.

The man became enraged when he found out that the prostitute was moose taping.

by theking666 June 16, 2010

Photo Taking Ninja

A person who takes many photos at awkward moments whilst going unnoticed. The people in the photos have no idea what they were doing in the photos captured

Gemima Louisa is a photo taking ninja. Evidence visible from the China album on facebook.

by R.M Murphy December 13, 2012

Snaking and Taking

When two males participate in the act of gay sex discreetly, like when a snake hides in the grass. Thus, "being a snake in the grass" but also "Taking" it up the ass.

I heard noises last night. I couldn't see them, but I could hear them. I think the neighbours were "Snaking and Taking"

by Michael James Dean May 15, 2019