Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.
A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.
by cih7250 July 07, 2017
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Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!
Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!
by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023
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Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head
by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019
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Laffy Taffy

Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy
Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!
by Peats April 17, 2018
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Taffy Neck

Fat persons gobbler connected to the chin. Most commonly results in mouth breathing.
Goddamn that’s a big Taffy Neck!”
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graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII
Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out
by Black lives matter July 08, 2019
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laffy taffy splash

The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.
If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy
by PinkWeenie November 16, 2022
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