What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
Get the Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch mug.The act of massaging a woman's throat whlist holding her mouth shut in order to facilitate involuntary semen swallowing. Akin to giving a dog a tablet.
Harold: What did you do for New Years?
Greg: Well, Jenny refused to swallow last night so I had to give her a dog tablet.
Greg: Well, Jenny refused to swallow last night so I had to give her a dog tablet.
by kiiadi December 31, 2009
Get the dog tablet mug.A person or thing with absolutly no redeeming qualities. While others are interesting or have stories to tell a person who brings nothing to the table simply drags others down.
Seth Weiner is the classic example of someone who brings nothing to the table be it talking nonstop about phish or smoking weed like it is his last day on earth
by The harsh reality May 30, 2005
Get the brings nothing to the table mug.1. This is what you need to do to be promoted quickly in a Company.
2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss.
3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)
2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss.
3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)
1. Cher is a new hire from the company. After applying
tableless CSS with his boss. she was immediately promoted to be a Team Leader.
tableless CSS with his boss. she was immediately promoted to be a Team Leader.
by josérizal February 28, 2010
Get the tableless mug.Nickname for Taylor Swift
Unseasoned BTS stan: Look how stiff Taylorr swift dances!
UnseasonedArmy: Yeah, that's why people called her table stiff.
UnseasonedArmy: Yeah, that's why people called her table stiff.
by How convenient is that? January 17, 2021
Get the table stiff mug.A crafting table has 2 different which is:
something that could be used the create things like in real life or video games like minecraft
the second meaning is from a minecraft twitch streamer / minecraft youtuber named Sapnap, so basically someone in minecraft is standing on a crafting table than say you go close to them and do what adults do to ya know...
something that could be used the create things like in real life or video games like minecraft
the second meaning is from a minecraft twitch streamer / minecraft youtuber named Sapnap, so basically someone in minecraft is standing on a crafting table than say you go close to them and do what adults do to ya know...
Someone: stands on a crafting table
Someone: Gets closer and yea know..
or how it was originally
Someone: Afk standing on a crafting table
someone:Gets closer and yea know..
Someone: Gets closer and yea know..
or how it was originally
Someone: Afk standing on a crafting table
someone:Gets closer and yea know..
by xDevil_Chanx April 7, 2021
Get the Crafting Table mug.Something to scream when you are so angry but your parents/Teacher/Relatives are nearby so you can't swear. Also one of the greatest lyrics used by Metallica's James Hetfield ever.
"SON OF A BIT-.....*sigh*.....I AM THE TABLE!"
"I am the view
I am the table
I am the view
I am the table
I am all this!
I am the root, the progress, the aggressor
I am the table
I am the ten stories
I am the table!
I am, I am, I am, I am!
I ammmmmm!"
"I am the view
I am the table
I am the view
I am the table
I am all this!
I am the root, the progress, the aggressor
I am the table
I am the ten stories
I am the table!
I am, I am, I am, I am!
I ammmmmm!"
by KinZil March 11, 2017
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