Trumpology

The study of the unpredictable mindset of the 45th US President.

I have a Degree in Trumpology, But small hands aren't in my field.

by Idon'twritethebooks93 February 9, 2017

trumpery

1. The opposite of diplomacy.
2. Delusions of adequacy.

"Did you hear the president picked a fight with Australia? That's some real grade-A trumpery right there."

by Windthin February 1, 2017

Trumplomacy

trum-ploh-muh-see

noun
the profession, activity, or skill of being unable or useless at managing international relations.

the art of dealing with people in an insensitive and tactless way.

For the first time in his life Donald was now obliged to have recourse to Trumplomacy; and his pen proved almost as formidable as his wig .

by WelshRuffster January 9, 2017

Trump Tweet

The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.

"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"

by andsowego March 21, 2017

trumpered

When a conservative goes on a Facebook rant in response to a liberal exposing them as one of the snowflakes they purport to hate.

Kathy Griffin Trumpered so many people by doing exactly what conservatives have been doing to Obama for the last 8 years.

by Sakamonster June 1, 2017

Trump Tower reach around

When you have a cult-like following towards someone who continuously rips you off. You are so blinded that you do not realize they are ripping you off

I was so infatuated with him I did not realize he was stealing money out of my pocket you could say he was giving me a Trump Tower reach around

by Crankjob February 4, 2017

Trumpovich

The nickname used around the world for our 45th President.

President Trumpovich has been able to unite the disenfranchised by appealing to their covert and probably unconscious anti-American sentiment.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2017