bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

seed

Sperm

Derek Wolf Planted his seed in his wife. She accepted all of his seed. His seed is growing.

by Deez September 18, 2003

breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated

All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed

by Mighty midget May 31, 2018

Seed Whisperer

1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.

1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!

2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.

3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.

by the seed whisperer February 22, 2011

Huck Seed

- Showing total and utter disregard for any type of emotion.

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Wife: "I've cheated on you with your best friend"
Husband: "ok."

WOW that guy just 'Huck Seeded' her.

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Lawyer: "I'm very sorry but you've lost everything you own."

Person: " Cool!! "

Lawyer: " If you give me your concentration for 5 minutes we can try and get it back, I know how!!!!! "

* Person keeps a straight face, gets up and walks out the building. "

Lawyer " WTF!! Did that guy just huck seed me?? "

by DTD-Buddeh October 2, 2011

all juice no seeds

The term used when a man has had a vasectomy.

Her: "I don't want to get pregnant..."
Him: "Don't worry, I'm all juice no seeds baby."

by REB65 November 1, 2013

smeedz

smaller than extra small super tight so tight u can see ya heart beaten or to small. when u see someone who had that jacket for more than 5 years and they need to pass it to they kids

dag trevor got that smeedz jacket

by chrisbrownwifey0211 May 1, 2006