Buckeye Bung Surgery

More commonly known as Anal retread procedure, is the surgery required by all Ohio State fans after The Game today. Buckeye Bung Surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of anal elasticity. Failure to have procedure will cause rogue turds failing from you anus and a very unhappy lover. Go Blue.

Zachs asshole is so blown out after The Game today his boyfriend will surely be scheduling a a Buckeye Bung Surgery appointment.

by HFP06 November 26, 2016

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Blighpass surgery

An operation performed on the infamous late-18th-century sea captain and Vice-Admiral of the Royal Navy. Can also loosely refer to any surgery in which the distressed/exhausted patient feels like the rejected commander of a mutinied ship afterwards.

I told the doctor that I only had pleurisy and thus I merely needed some pain-killer, but he tried to convince me to have my appendix removed. He obviously just wanted to milk MaineCare for more operations than were truly necessary; I declined his Blighpass surgery.

by QuacksO May 24, 2019

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Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.

I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.

by Get Pecked September 11, 2019

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